Following is a list of my current most frequently given answers. The questions are left as an exercise for the reader. <\/p>\n
1) About 2.5 years.
\n2) He’ll be five n June.
\n3) Leno.
\n4) He’s a lab.
\n5) About four months, after a family raises him and does house training and socializing and that sort of thing.
\n6) Only on [current day of the week].
\n7) No, he’s on a strict diet.
\n8) No, not right now.
\n8) [Alternative]: Sure, if he stays put.
\n9) He failed reading class.
\n10) Really, he’ll figure it out, hang on a minute.
\n11) Hard to say, but my last two worked about 6.5 years. Sometimes they retire for health reasons, or because they don’t want to do the job anymore, or whatever.
\n12) He’s my third.<\/p>\n
I think that about covers it…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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